A Compendium of My Very Favorite Prostate Cancer Drug Side Effects

…in pursuit of life, liberty, and interesting times

In the past ten years I have undergone primary treatments, clinical trials, and a variety of hormone therapy treatments. My main interest was cure (early on) and now management (for more than eight years). But there have always been those nagging little concerns—side effects. All men experience side effects and there are oh so many to choose from.

In the beginning I opted for first line treatments‑‑surgery and radiation. Along with these treatments come often nasty, unwanted, but permanent side effects including impotence and incontinence (the big two). Both of these can kind of creep up on you (and me) over the years. Reluctantly, I adjust and say to myself, “Damn, but I’m still alive.”

There are many, many possible side effects. I’m going to share my list and comment on a few. This is in no way a complete list. There is no complete list. There are certainly more side effects than there are treatments. Maybe researchers should try to find side effects and let the treatment benefits be secondary. This will be longer than the average blog entry.

•            Hot Flashes are nasty and serve no useful purpose. They disrupt sleep and cause me to change shirts a lot (I have a lot of shirts). Women are not usually sympathetic to us guys who are having hot flashes. On the upside, I am seldom cold.

·        Weight Gain is almost never a good thing. Many drugs make weight gain likely. Most of us do not need to gain weight. I have spent a couple years fighting weight gain.

·        Weight Loss occurs less often, but is a possibility. If you just gained weight (see previous item) a little weight loss might not be so bad. I’m actually making weight loss progress—slowly.

·        Hair Loss is common in ageing males. I sadly accept the demise of the hair on top of my head. But some of my meds have caused all the hair on the rest of my body to disappear. No need for waxing. So far it’s not coming back.

·        Hair Growth can happen with some meds. At least one major med was originally designed to grow hair on balding men. I've grown and lost the hair on my head several times. The anticipation adds excitement to my life.

·        Cramps in muscles or stomach or intestines can be unpleasant. In my experience the stomach cramps were most common when I had to take meds on an empty stomach. Finding a time when my stomach was empty was the challenge.

·        Joint Pain can be caused by arthritis and a long list of other conditions. Maybe my meds aren’t to blame after all. Maybe I’m just terminally old.

·        Fatigue can also be age related, but my fatigue level seems to rise and fall depending on the current medications I’m taking—and what chores my wife has lined up for me.

·        Shortness of Breath is a bitch. There have been times when just going up or down a flight of stairs required sitting down for a couple of minutes of recovery. This also gets me out of my chores from time to time.

·        Dizziness can come and go. It seems to be related to fatigue and shortness of breath. These three constitute the evil axis of side effects.

·        Diarrhea needs no explanation. Some meds are more likely than others to trigger unexpected runs (no pun intended) to the bathroom. Ok, the pun was intended.

·        Insomnia can certainly exacerbate fatigue. In my case if I don’t sleep at night I can sleep all day. Ain’t retirement great?

There are many, many more side effects I haven’t had the honor to experience—yet.

Don’t get me wrong; if the side effects are the price I pay for effective treatment it’s a trade-off I can live with. Sometimes, however, it seems the side effects do more harm than the medication does good. Maybe that’s the time to look for another treatment.

Here’s my old geezer wish list:

1    A cancer cure would be nice; it couldn’t hurt‑‑even if it meant taking a maintenance drug forever. That’s not likely in the near future.

2   I’d like fewer and less intense side effects in current and future prostate cancer drugs. That’s not very likely either.

3  I want drugs that don’t cost an arm and a leg (a few fingers and toes would be acceptable, however). You decide how likely this is… 

4 I wish drugs managed PSA levels longer. I have changed drugs numerous times over the years when they suddenly became ineffective and my PSA jumped quickly.

Send me a list and descriptions of your particular favorite side effects.

axman